Although I honestly have no idea what my above title actually says, I do believe it sounds awesome. I intended to write a blog post about addictions. The dicitonary defines addiction as:

Compulsive physiological and psychological need for a habit-forming substance.

Yes, since the conceptualization of time, addictions have been a problem. From hunting too many mammoths, to enjoying the mountains of cocaine as seen in Scarface, addicitons have plagued the earth many times over. There are quite commonplace addicitons such as addiction to chocolates, addiction to drugs, alcohol, video games, gambling, checking Facebook and your phone neurotically in 5 minute intervals, etc. But few know of the much lesser-known “underground” types of addicitons. Let me open the gates of the such addicitions to you today. Rather than doing an extremely easy and unrewarding Google search for it, let me present the following addictions in picture-and-caption form that is both aesthetically pleasing, and awesome.

THE TOP FIVE ODD ADDICTIONS ARE:

5. Consumption of Ice

Crunch….. Crunch…… Cru-Ow I bit my lip…. Help me im bleeding… and so on and so on.

4. Consumption of Baby Powder

Mmm.. Taste the talc…. Hope it wasn’t used…

3. Tanning yourself in an Artificial Manner

Taste that sizzling tender meat.. Lets coat those crispy flanks with some breadcrumbs… AT TGIF!

2. Addiction to Funerals

Nuff Said.

1. Obligation to Post Every Moment of your Life on Twitter

I hate you. And Your Life that Isn’t Documented.

HONORABLE MENTION: Addiction to Web-streaming sites that offer foreign TV Shows.

And How You Met Your First F. Closely followed by how you met your first beating…

I, myself, am i guilty of the last one, I have spent 3 days without sleep, watching episodes back-to-back, or end-to-end, whatever you want to call it, I have done it. In those 3 days I have roared through 4 seasons worth of half-hour shows. Lets find out EXACTLY how much time i spent and more…. In the next blog post!

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