So many of you have heard of the SWINE PANDEMIC, and this thing is srsly geetting out of hand first we have people losing their mind, alienating Mexicans due to their status as influenza carriers:

Influenza Carriers….  hahahha…..

Alright im sorry for the lame korean 1999 joke, BUT in all seriousness, due to this outbreak, economy has been plunging, the WHO has been suddenly becoming second to none n terms of publicity, and basicaly we have the whole world paralyzed in fear to go outside due to the omniscient presence of the SWINE FLU o0o000o0oo~~. Seriously folks are we really going to let that get in our way?  Can these lovable creatures really be the cause for this epidemic that is ravaging our world?

Was it them?

No. we noe its not them.  We cannot get it from eating pig either. So that means bacon…. IS STILL OKAY!!!!! (CROWD ROARS IN AGREEMENT) YEAHHHHHHH! OKay so eating bacon, and other pork cuts are fine, then what about being around swine is that enough to make us go ape-feces? Not sure, but as long as we can eat it its fine, and though most of us don’t have to live in a pig sty (in the true literal sense) most of us are fine. Yes, we feel pity for those Mexicans and other 3rd world country people, but hey, influenza has killed hundreds of thousands always every year, and with a measly casualty count of under 200, pig influenza is like a pinch of beadcrumbs next to the largest subway sangwich. Until swine flu makes a tail come slinking out of ur backside… its really nothing to me hahahha

ALSO last point, swine flu isnt even swine flu any more. Scientists have called the new strand of virus a mixture of human, avian and swine flu. ITs like the ninja turtles of influenza. They are mortifying wheveer they go. But back to the point, thats just how it is. We lost the swine flu mania franchise. Boo hoo.