You know, winter isn’t over yet. Some may look at the weatherman and say nay or yay, but the truth of the matter is, its cold as hell in Siberia, and times just arent going to get better. So why tremble and shiver with the bitter cold licking and slowly converting your whole body into something resembling a pale iceberg, when u can walk in rays of golden sunlight, and fester in your own body heat with SELK Sleeping Bags! These sleeping bags, are filled with layers of ventilating fabric that let ur sweat and other bodily fluids out, but at te ame time, sucessfuly retainging heat. Also, a major factor is the mobility. With a normal sleeping bag, u cant prance around in it, gathering firewood among other thigns. But in the Selk sleeping bag, you can. One can examine the bag here:

How gangsta is this sleeping bag. Even the poses the models strike are 100% pimpin. You can get yours by googling it. I also want one. Just saying.

What does it mean to go too far? Does it mean to overdo a joke to such an extent that it is longer in the least bit funny? To such an extent that it in fact, in the pursuit of going too far, that it makes the joke crass and crude? Does going too far mean to make a strong strides and leap over the “line” that separates the sane form the insane, the evil from good? To venture into territory unexplored that no one has thought of going into, out of fear and ignorance? Does going too far describe the rocket NASA launched to reach the moon, but disintegrated into smithereens when it smashed into the unforgiving surface of the cold and bleak moon, due to a miscalculation made by NASA for the rocket to originally glide into the gravitational pull, which in turn cost NASA billions in wasted currency that is now residing as nothign more than space dust in the infinite stretches of the universe? Was this post the cybernetical equivalent of going too far? No. Going too far, put simply, is:

I am going to dedicate this blog post to bacon. Bacon is a truly American food, usually though not always taken from swine, is part of the quintissential American diet. It dates back millions of years, where cavemen, and other early single-celled organisms enjoyed the flavor and zest of the one and only bacon. Here we can see the pure, unadultered form of bacon:

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Unadultered.

This is bacon before frying. This is what we and billions others saw before slamming it down on a greasy black frying pan which then, after a few delightful minutes, the bacon then assumes the form of:

Delightful.

However, although many Americans as well as other people of other cultures have stopped and consumed the bacon at the “delightful” stage, in actuality, the chain does not have to end there. If the bacon is allowed to collaborate and develop further, they can continue, to produce stages such as “Epic”, “Frightening”, and “This-is-going-to-make-your-cholesterol-levels-equal-as-much-as-the-national-debt”. Several connoisseurs have over the years been experimenting with then eating several types of baconations (an amalgamation of the words bacon and creation), when they have came up with preposterous, and at times, downright dangerous conclusions. These hopefully edible pieces of pork have been engineered to appeal to the masses of slabs of lipid that populate America, and one such creation is the Bacon Lattice:

Enlightenment.

But recently, I have emerged with this nugget of bacon. The Bacon Explosion. A freak bacon. A bacon of gigantic proportions. I now present…

The Bacon Explosion.

Yes. The armored fortress-like tank of flesh is layer after layer of latticed bacon and hamburger meat, forming what looks like a fortified stronghold of beef and pork that was heavily grilled and battered in BBQ sauce. A meal for the gods no doubt. More or less because they are the only ones who cant die due to the cholesterol intake.

And if YOU ran out of bacon, and would like for insta-bacon, then simply follow these SIMPLE instructions:

Perhaps more on bacon to come in later posts….

i have just arrived from a grueling week at Beijing, and it feels pretty aiight to be back. Though don’t get me wrong, Beijing was srsly awesome. I went to Beijing with a suitcase, and some petty belongings, but I came back a national hero, an honored delegate, as well as with experience in the chinese language. I toured the usual touristy sights, the great wall, the olympic stadium and water cube, and of course the forbidden city and the tiamenen square. But they obscure chinese markets was where the fun was at. There were damn LIVE SCORPIONS ON SKEWERS! Now if anyone can man up to this challenge of eating every single on on the skewer I will honorably give up my dignity and manhood to the one. Also, there were fried scorpions, fried seahorses, and starfish burgers. I cannot even come close to understanding why anyone would buy this, much less eat it. China does hold many beauties and wonders in the world, but as far as the market foods, china is a crazy bold country that deserves a SLAP IN THE FACE FOR BEING SO IGNORANT OF RESTAURANT VENUES SUCH AS MICKEYD’S THAT ARE HIGHLY CAPABLE OF SERVING FOOD OVERWHELMINGLY TASTIER THAN AN IMPALED SCORPION ON A STICK.

Man up folks.

Being in a Bboy crew has its ups and downs. Although we live in the bboy hub in the world, Korea, it is quite hard to get started. First of all, when u attend school, it was hard enough to get many people to join the crew as alot of people have trouble finding the initiative to explore themselves in a new way. Although people want to partake in striking cool poses lie this:

Most of find ourselves struggling to find the heart to start training as they scan themselves in front of the mirror. Though we also had this problem we eentually recruited several people over the years to join the world of bboying and thus, R.Ace was born. Finding a practice area was tough, but we settled on common ground as we lives far from each other in real life. We pratice weekly in school, and that seems to be working out so far.

Although i really only shared a really small piece of what its like being in a crew, starting it, performing with it, over the next few posts i plan to truly share with everyone what its like to be a part of the R.Ace.