Okay you freshies, I understand what you are going through, it’s freshman year, 1st year of highschool. Because I understand that, I’m going to present to you, HOW TO SURVIVE IT!!!

1. When given an assignment, write it down meticulously in your agenda, and do it one day beforehand, just so the next day, you can revise it with a fresh mentality.
2. When you are given a project, scout people that seem to be balanced. A smart person, a creative person and the writer combined, create the perfect project that every freshie should strive for.
3. When you are told a postulate for Geometry, always remember it, write it down in your postulates journal, and …..

Ah screw it. Your not going to do those things anyways. And you know what, its freshman year. You want the truth? Here it is in a very small amount of bullet points.

1. Hold off hw assignments until the next morning.
2. Leisurely walk to every class, no matter how late you are. Just relax!
3. Remember to keep your phone on, and keep a lookout for a stray text message.
4. Actually, on second thought, don’t do homework, theres much more important things to be done.
5. If you make a mistake, keep your self-esteem up by telling your furious and steaming parents ,”Chill bra, its just Freshman year “
6. And lastly, just don’t try -_-

But remember, if you don’t get through freshman year, you are probably…. mildly, just MILDLY retarded.

*Inspired by Annie Park http://anniep10.kiswrites.org/2008/06/04/how-to-survive-sophomore-year/ *