Sleeping Tricks of the Trade… PT.II
Hello again, this is your field commander, Kenny Kim. Otherwise known as your SLEEPING GURU!!! So you;ve tried my tactics, think you;ve got the hang of it, thinking of conspiring against me, its all good. BUT you’re not PROOO. Yet. Because everyone was bad days. Everyone gets caught EVEN ON THEIR BEST DAYS. So. Now, i give you ways to make up for yourself. Because if you get caught, and the teachers ask you to explain, and you just stupidly standing there (WIPE OFF THAT DROOL BOY!!) you’re gonna have issues. Therefore, I and my background resources give you now, the secrets to cover up your slips. Memorize these lines, and remember to pull them out of your @ss when needed. Use sparingly:
- “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”
- “I was merely meditating on the Principles of Existentialism from Kierkegaard, and Nietzsche…”
- “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably noticed me just in time.” Remember to have your Wite-Out.
- “Did you ever notice the sound coming out from these keyboards whe you put your ear down real close?
- Raise your head slowly and say, “…in Jesus’ name, Amen.” Note: Make sure you change your catch phrase accordingly to your disciplinrian’s faith. Ex. Hindu: In Shiva’s name, Amin. etc, etc.
Remember to commit these to your memory, for when the worst comes to worst, there’s no rest for the weary…
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March 17th, 2008 at 2:32 am
lol the keyboard and praying one is funny
March 17th, 2008 at 5:27 am
hahah yes… i like them all… whats your blog may i ask?
March 17th, 2008 at 9:32 am
hey kenny, thanks for the comment=]
your blog seems to be creative and un-schooly, as mr burell might say (are all drama people’s blogs are like this? :p)
problem is that in ms barga’s class i’ll need to articulate those in Spanish. muy triste.
and as you asked i subscribed:)
March 17th, 2008 at 9:38 am
Ha! I’m a teacher and could potentially use these in some professional development meetings!
March 17th, 2008 at 11:35 am
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA omg i love the commenter who put his name as “random” AHAHAHHAHAA
and yes the praying one is hilarious. as is the blood bank one. lawlllll gotaa try that
March 18th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Kenny,
Your blogging career is really taking off. Great job! Look at all the places you have readers — crazy!
Mr. Bray
March 18th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
thnaks mr bray. u rawk.
March 19th, 2008 at 5:32 am
thanks kenny,
i’ll use it when schneider sees me speaking korean
ssang you so much for the advice
March 24th, 2008 at 7:11 am
LMAO at Wite-out and praying