OK so, we’ve all fallen asleep in class, and unfortunately ALL HAVE BEEN CAUGHT. REPRIMANDED. DISCIPLINED. LASHED. Ok maybe not lashed, but definitely been given a talkin’ to you know? Unamsayin? Ye. So today, on this historical moment, Kenny’s Blog give you the words coming from the Sensei himself…. the one, the only… KENNY KIM!!!!! HUZZAH!! HUZZAH!!!1 OK everyone, here are some of the top tips that I’ve conveniently decided to pass on to you. My faithful readers. These tips I’ve found from the net, on the phone, in random MSN convos, and colleagues around the world. AND HERE THEY ARE:

1. Make it look like your tying your shoes. Put your head on your desk and with both hands hold your shoelaces.

2. Put a large binder underneath your cleft. (This may not work for everyone, CHEBAK) just kidding chebak

Advantage: you can keep your regular working position and stay hidden from view. LIKE A NINJA!! PA-SHAOW!!!

Disadvantage: All your classpeepz that you share the room with, must be in front of you with turned their back on you.

3. This one is priceless if somebody got the bollocks to pull it off: Use some make up and draw eyes on your eye-lid. First use some white colour and after that draw a pupil with an eyeliner and shadow.Fake hairs will simulate an open eye.

4. This one I’ve used many times on the battlefield, its BRILLIANT:

Sit on the toilet with your head on the toilet tank and relax.

Use a role of toilet paper like a pillow for your head.
NOTE: you ABSOFU**INGLUTELY MUST hold a set of keys or lotta pens in your hand, which will drop on the floor and wake you up when you fall a deep sleep. Or else, you risk falling asleep indefinitely and no one likes the smell of a rotting corpse when they’re trying to answer Nature’s call.

5. This one is a classic, a must have in all great sleepers arsenal: Print some important documents or open a binder and put your hand between your desk and your head, so the papers are in the area of your eyesight.

NOTE: every five minute you better turn another page or it would look extremely weird if you stared at one page for 40 damn minutes. Unless your dyslexic or something… i guess….

And thats the best of the best. You pull off these, your on the fast track to sleeping stardom. SLEEPING IMMORTALITY AWAITS YOU!!! So keep these tricks in mind when you have to make a quick excursion to choo-choo land. Best of luck soldier, you’ll need it out there.

*STAY TUNED FOR PART TWO*