Okay I’m going to take a little break from the usual and provide a sort of tutorial on how to get the MOST, MAXIMUM power usage form your ipod. Several ipod owners have been complaning on how to get the most juice from their gadget. Apple says that their newest ipod touch has a battery output life of 36 hours (audio) when fully charged. But when you actualy try it it might last only about 12 hours, or a number of hours much less than a day and a half of continous music. Apple has taken the liberty of extending their battery life to fool the consumers of their Herculean battery output. But it is actually possible. How? Well you see, you must be ready to make sacrifices. Such as brightness, volume, absence of video as well as freeing up memory. Oh and don’t forget Wi-Fi if you have a iPod Touch.

So first of all, go to settings, go to brightness and turn it down to the max. Itll look like a pitch black abyss of a screen at first. But youll get used to it. Next, go to brightness timer. Turn that to 2 seconds. Or. Off. next, you’ll want to free up memory as the device has to process more with more crap on its disk. So delete those Red Hot Chili Songs that all sound exactly alike. And if you have an iPod touch, don’t forget to also turn off wi-fi. Searching for wi-fi boosts ur sound by about 5 hours.

So there you have it. If you follow these steps, I guarantee ultimate battery performance from your iPod.

PEACE OUT.

Before I even explain what the title says of this post, back to the previous post. So how many hours did i spend on How I Met Your Mother?

Lets get the facts right. 4 Seasons. 22 episodes each season, about 22 minutes each episode.

TOTAL EPISODES: 88

TOTAL MINUTES: 1,936

So we have 1936 TOTAL MINUTES. However how many minutes do we even have in 3 days?

TOTAL MINUTES: 4,320

BUT on Friday, I went to school. So lets take out Friday school time…

TOTAL MINUTES: 360

So the TOTAL PERCENTAGE OF TIME in 3 days i spent wathcing HIMYM was….

PERCENTAGE: 45% APPROX. 50 %

Approximately 50%. So when I wasn’t sleeping, or eating, or living, I was spending 1,936 of my 4,320 minutes watching every episode of How I Met Your Mother. I’ll get to the actual title of this actual post… later…

Watch this video of Barney Stinson.

Although I honestly have no idea what my above title actually says, I do believe it sounds awesome. I intended to write a blog post about addictions. The dicitonary defines addiction as:

Compulsive physiological and psychological need for a habit-forming substance.

Yes, since the conceptualization of time, addictions have been a problem. From hunting too many mammoths, to enjoying the mountains of cocaine as seen in Scarface, addicitons have plagued the earth many times over. There are quite commonplace addicitons such as addiction to chocolates, addiction to drugs, alcohol, video games, gambling, checking Facebook and your phone neurotically in 5 minute intervals, etc. But few know of the much lesser-known “underground” types of addicitons. Let me open the gates of the such addicitions to you today. Rather than doing an extremely easy and unrewarding Google search for it, let me present the following addictions in picture-and-caption form that is both aesthetically pleasing, and awesome.

THE TOP FIVE ODD ADDICTIONS ARE:

5. Consumption of Ice

Crunch….. Crunch…… Cru-Ow I bit my lip…. Help me im bleeding… and so on and so on.

4. Consumption of Baby Powder

Mmm.. Taste the talc…. Hope it wasn’t used…

3. Tanning yourself in an Artificial Manner

Taste that sizzling tender meat.. Lets coat those crispy flanks with some breadcrumbs… AT TGIF!

2. Addiction to Funerals

Nuff Said.

1. Obligation to Post Every Moment of your Life on Twitter

I hate you. And Your Life that Isn’t Documented.

HONORABLE MENTION: Addiction to Web-streaming sites that offer foreign TV Shows.

And How You Met Your First F. Closely followed by how you met your first beating…

I, myself, am i guilty of the last one, I have spent 3 days without sleep, watching episodes back-to-back, or end-to-end, whatever you want to call it, I have done it. In those 3 days I have roared through 4 seasons worth of half-hour shows. Lets find out EXACTLY how much time i spent and more…. In the next blog post!

Don’t forget to subscribe to my RSS Feed, and post in the comment section how much time you think I spent watching HIMYM. If you guess right, then there might be a prize!

So many of you have heard of the SWINE PANDEMIC, and this thing is srsly geetting out of hand first we have people losing their mind, alienating Mexicans due to their status as influenza carriers:

Influenza Carriers….  hahahha…..

Alright im sorry for the lame korean 1999 joke, BUT in all seriousness, due to this outbreak, economy has been plunging, the WHO has been suddenly becoming second to none n terms of publicity, and basicaly we have the whole world paralyzed in fear to go outside due to the omniscient presence of the SWINE FLU o0o000o0oo~~. Seriously folks are we really going to let that get in our way?  Can these lovable creatures really be the cause for this epidemic that is ravaging our world?

Was it them?

No. we noe its not them.  We cannot get it from eating pig either. So that means bacon…. IS STILL OKAY!!!!! (CROWD ROARS IN AGREEMENT) YEAHHHHHHH! OKay so eating bacon, and other pork cuts are fine, then what about being around swine is that enough to make us go ape-feces? Not sure, but as long as we can eat it its fine, and though most of us don’t have to live in a pig sty (in the true literal sense) most of us are fine. Yes, we feel pity for those Mexicans and other 3rd world country people, but hey, influenza has killed hundreds of thousands always every year, and with a measly casualty count of under 200, pig influenza is like a pinch of beadcrumbs next to the largest subway sangwich. Until swine flu makes a tail come slinking out of ur backside… its really nothing to me hahahha

ALSO last point, swine flu isnt even swine flu any more. Scientists have called the new strand of virus a mixture of human, avian and swine flu. ITs like the ninja turtles of influenza. They are mortifying wheveer they go. But back to the point, thats just how it is. We lost the swine flu mania franchise. Boo hoo.

Snowboarding is the love of my life. Editing is a hobby I partake in frequently throughout my life. And when the two come together, they come at a consensus, conglomerate and commingle in an untamed and unrestrained fashion to conceive godspawn of the divine and supernatural. What you are about to see is one of them… I present… KNIFESHOW INC.

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